Das sollte heute wirklich Standard-Auto-Ausstatung sein! (via Dedicated McDonald’s French Fry Holders Should Come Standard in Everything)
I wish I could take credit for this but I can’t. Got this from an arstechnica.com forum posting from way back in June of 2010.
The forum poster’s moniker is The Real Blastdoor. Please join me in thanking him for this, because it is absolutely pure gold. Additionally, each and every word is true.